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Albania is the New Romania. Which is the New Las Vegas.BY: Alessandro Saetta Vinci | Category: Entertainment | Submitted: 2011-04-05 08:10:56
So, spring is in the air, women are getting naked, convertibles cars are being bought and the sun is out. I have to admit I've been quite a while without writing anything here. There's a very good reason for this: I couldn't be bothered. BUT, as we approach the hot summer, along with its naked girls, convertibles car, ice-creams, tan, flip-flops and mojitos an important question begs a definite answer. Where to go on holiday? Of course, living in a country like Italy, which is part of a continent whose states share something called the Shenghen Agreement I'm not (and you're not) short of places I could select. We've got Britain. And they say these days it's a nice place. Brown has gone, the weather is warm and Aston Martin just made the Virage. If you're not interested in going to a place where people drive on the wrong side of the road and eat melted down lamp post covered in a sheep's pancreas, there's always France. Which brings me on neatly to our today's topic. Albania. Bear with me, ok? Now last year I've been to Romania in September and it was lovely. The weather was warm but never hot, it never rained, the sea was clean, dead rats and cats could be found on every side of a dual carriageway motorway and on the beach in Mamaia, blonde Romanian ladies were pretty much fully undressed on every beach and prices were low. Not for the blondies of course. But anyway, because I liked the rough, dusty, dirty and yet somewhat crystal clear charme of Romania I thought I might as well head to Albania, so I could rent a Mercedes S63 AMG for 20 cents per day and eat caviar for 0,17 cents. And don't you even bother telling me that it is unsafe and poor. It isn't. You see, the Albanian government has officially put Albania forward as a candidate to enter the EU and in order to do that they have to respect rigid standards in economy, health and safety, national security, etc etc.. What's more, I'm starting to like Albanian girls as well. The other day I went to MonteCarlo with a smart, sexy, interesting and incredibly tall girl. And on the way back I found out, because she told me her brothers names were Dardanovic and Jugovlin or something, that she was Albanian. Really, you've got the best of both worlds. You get cheap because of course things there are cheap and you get cheerful, because, well she was cheerful. Yes, I've decided I will go to Albania. And that's why I've already decided where to go on summer holiday. I want to go to Albania on summer holiday. That's why I've already booked some hotels in Norway. Article Source: http://www.writearticles.org/ About Author / Additional Info: Comments on this article: (2 comments so far)
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