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If You Wanna Be an Egg. Jump in the Pan. (try Trying.)BY: Alessandro Saetta Vinci | Category: Self-Improvement | Submitted: 2010-03-30 16:29:18
We were all born to live. And since we're here, we might as well want to live a life worth living. If you're regular person you probably have dreams and perspectives, unless you're a 34 year old big boy named Claude who likes to spend his free time (=24 hours a day) playing video games and flirting with your keyboard. So if your name is Claude or Gary and you tend to be that kind of person who looks at a laptop and feels the uncontrollable urge to lick it, stop reading. But if you are a normal person who'd like to be a journalist or a lawyer or a photographer or a professional hitman, I'm talking to you. You see, apart from those who are lucky, namely sons of SOMEBODY or people who got there because of their boobs or whatsoever, if you wanna be successful you have to be strong, willing and keep on keeping on. You don't get to where you want to get by sitting on the sofa complaining about Man Utd last game. Ever since I've decided to try and be a motoring journalist and an author and a writer and a traveller and a person who speaks several languages, I've had some satisfaction. Not much I'll admit, but still is something that gives me the pride and the wish and the strenght to continue. Here I am writing articles on an English website for instance, and I was born in Italy! Now I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "he's just bragging". You're wrong. Well I actually am bragging a bit, but that's not the point. The point is that if you try to do things, you'll probably get a 100 no's, but for every 100 no's there's gonna be a few yes's, and that, along with the fact that trying to do something with your life will easily get you in bed with more girls than before (you wanna make a complaint? that is a fact) is a big boost. On the other hand, even if you're a girl and feel like all you need to be successful in life and with boys are your boobs and bum, you'd be wrong. Boobs and bum get boring after a while, a girl capable of making a donut driving a rear wheel drive car, or a girl who's moved to Thailand to work her way up to success as a fashion designer: that's way more attractive than just two big boobs (which are always a plus anyway). There's a saying that goes: if you try you may fail, if you don't try you have already failed. Well, I'm saying: IF you try you never really fail. Bottom line is: if you're not trying to do anything with your life you're a guy named Claude with big boobs who licks laptops, has sex with keyboards and supports Manchester United. Article Source: http://www.writearticles.org/ About Author / Additional Info: Comments on this article: (0 comments so far)
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