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Perfect Recipe For Perfect Business: Espressos, BlackBerries a FunBY: Alessandro Saetta Vinci | Category: Others | Submitted: 2011-10-10 05:48:19
Recently, two of my closest friends have lost their historical jobs. It isn't that much of a surprise, though, because pretty much every single "young'un" I've met over the last three years, including me, has been or is, to date, struggling to get a proper job. Apparently, banks lent some money to some Mexicans that haven't been able to pay some mortgages and because you can get pretty much the same effect by watching Jersey Shore, cocaine sales have plummeted. So now banks haven't got any money, big companies are closing down and entire countries are in trouble. Have you got 5 cents in your pocket? You're considerably richer than Greece. Have you got 5 pounds? Richer than Spain, Portugal, England and Italy. So with all these big countries drowning in debts and with Germany on the verge of bombing the lot out of boredom, I've got some handy ideas to straighten the situation. First off, the iPhone, as well as any other smartphone, has to go. In the olden days you could only buy two kinds of cellphones, a BlackBerry if you had a business going on and any other phone if you hadn't. A BlackBerry is ideal for the business because you haven't got any mindless and pointless games to waste your time with, you've got a device that calls and handles e-mails exceptionally, it plans your business trips for you and that's about it. On the other hand, you've got a million smartphones like the iPhone that do anything, from playing drums and piano to downloading a trillion stupid apps and games. But they don't work inside buildings, they have a battery that's dead after five minutes and a stupid e-mail system that only tolerates two e-mails: gmail and yahoo. Have you got a personal business mail? Well, good luck. It's much the same with tablets. I've done a great deal of traveling over the last 2 years and I've often seen, in airports and train stations, business men in business suit busy with their iPads or the likes. The idea you want to get is that you're international "businesser" who's moving billions and handling Coca-Cola sized company with that thing, but we all know that you're just playing Tetris. Personally I wouldn't like to do any business with a man who shows up with a tablet in his hands because he'll almost certainly be lazy. You can't be reached or reach anyone during a flight so what do you need a laptop for? Watching movies? They've got those in big screens in your plane as well. Read a book, get some food, sleep, flirt with the hostess. Pretty much everything else rather than toying with your electronic device makes you look sharper and smarter. Then we get to drinks and schedules. I've noticed that many colleagues and friends have a dull life, they get up at 8, go to work, have dinner, go to bed at 10. I'm sorry but this is absolutely idiotic. I'm sure many of you will be empathizing saying that you can't work on a 5 minutes sleep but I can assure you can. The fact of the matter is that your body reacts to your habits and ways of life, so the more you sleep, the more you'd like to sleep. But the amazing thing of human beings is that we adapt. Try sleeping 3-4 hours per night and I can absolutely guarantee you won't be able to sleep any later than 10 even on Sunday. God invented coffee for a reason. I go to work every day after having spent my night out and having slept 3-4 hours, I get up, have about a thousand espressos during the day and the energy never ever runs out. Sometimes I have lunch with friends that are not used to this, they sleep 8-9 hours per night and it shows. They're sleepy, slow, whereas I run on 3 espressos, 5 beers and a couple of glasses of Limoncello every day and I'm just fine. Yes I know that my heart will explode, my teeth will probably go black and my eyes will probably fall off from time to time, but I'd much rather die at 60 after a lifetime of fun, money and laughs, than die at 90 after a lifetime of boredom and long sleeps. Article Source: http://www.writearticles.org/ About Author / Additional Info: Comments on this article: (0 comments so far)
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