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Author: Alessandro Saetta Vinci
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Total Articles: 40 |
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City: Prato |
State: Italy
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Articles by Alessandro Saetta Vinci:
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Here's to Italy and Britain.
There are several countries that are demonstrably better, richer, better organized and safer. But I love IT and UK.
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Entertainment
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Perfect Recipe For Perfect Business: Espressos, BlackBerries a Fun
Sleeping a lot, buying idiotic smartphone and drinking juice won't get you and your business anywhere.
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Others
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Top Ten Chart of Songs I Love. It Features About 57 Songs.
Hello dear readers and welcome back!
This has been the best summer ever. Well, apart from 2009 when I went to Vegas. And apart from last year when I went to Sweden, Romania, Britain and the Italian Tuscan Riviera. Well, and if you don't consider 2007. And 2005, that is. Although 2008 and 2006 weren't that bad either.....
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Travel
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Customers Are Seldom Right.
Customers are always right. If they: pay, are nice, polite, ask please and say thank you, are not noisy or annoying or stupid. Or Beppe Grillo.
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Others
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Miata in British Racing Green
There are cars for posers and cars for drivers. This one is just a Miata.
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Cars, Bikes and Trucks
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The Internet is to Blame. I Read It on the Internet.
Internet is killing everything. Music, movies, books and in some cases, the Italian PM.
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Entertainment
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My Blue Eyed Friend and a Blue Seats Lambo.
I think the title says everything, doesn't it? Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder has four wheels, some seats, a steering wheel, an engine and a gearbox so in all respects it is undoubtedly a car. Yet, it is not. It's somewhat better. A lot better.
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Women
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Being Late is Wrong and Speed Limits Are For Puffs With an Empty Life.
Being late it's not fashionable, it's just stupid. So technically you shouldn't need to rush, but speed limits must go.
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Issues
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Be Stupid, Reckless and Shallow. It Pays Off.
Have lots of champagne, have lots of food and don't feel guilty afterwards. This is your life, be happy.
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Self-Improvement
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Motoring Journalism's Not That Good. It's Even Better.
You will be shouted at, fined, harassed by the police and hit by old ladies with heavy purses. But boy oh boy is it fun.
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Careers
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Maserati Gran Cabrio and Happiness.
Sometimes you just sense that that is gonna be your last time. Some occasions and chances will never happen again. Well, to make it last forever. Buy a Maserati Gran Cabrio.
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Self-Improvement
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Then I Went to Puglia. THAT Changed Everything.
I know that I say that everything is either the best car I've ever driven or the best place in the world, but now, I MEAN IT.
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Travel
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Where to Go? Which Car to Take? Well, There's Only One Answer Really.
Whether you're travelling in Columbia and looking forward to being mugged, or whether you're in Vegas and looking forward to get poor. Get a convertible.
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Travel
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Albania is the New Romania. Which is the New Las Vegas.
Want an interesting and cheap alternative to your usual South of France? Go to Albania.
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Entertainment
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If God Wanted us Rational, We'd All Be Germans. Well, I'm Italian.
We're wrong. We're supposed to be egoistic, egomaniac, self centered, self involved, selfish, cocky, presumptuous, arrogant, rude, vulgar, naïve, idiotic, exaggerated, impulsive, stupid, irrational, cynical, and, occasionally, vicious. But you have to love us.
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Relationships
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The Golden and Creamy Life of Accountants. Boring? You're So Wrong.
Good on the outside doesn't always mean good on the inside. Career suggestion? Accountancy. A lovely path of BlackBerries, company cars and hot blonde secretaries.
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Careers
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Basically a Fatter Fiat Bravo, With Sarah Jessica Parker Face
It's all very well paying Richard Gere a million billion for a 30 seconds ad, and it's all very well charging customers a million billion for the car. The fact of the matter is that it is ugly. And expensive. And I suggest look somewhere else.
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Cars, Bikes and Trucks
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Speak Your Mind. That's All There is to It
You'll probably receive death threats, insults, and many will desire your demise. But at least you'll be able to have Champagne and Sushi knowing that everything you say, you mean it.
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Self-Improvement
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Big Blue Smurfs and a Colonel With a Scarred Face? It's All Bound to Go Wrong
I usually don't like to talk about movies with anybody who's not a huge fan of Steven Seagal. So you won't be reading much more about movies any time soon. But while I'm here I feel compelled to talk about the Big Blue Smurfs and to say to you that there are better ways of spending your money.
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Entertainment
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I Want a Fast Motorboat. Seventeen Cars and a Million Horsepower. Bikes? Uhm.
Unless you're a sweaty ugly boring person who reads books about celebrities, you shouldn't like public transports and only use it when it is strictly necessary. So you will need something to glide on the winding roads of the countryside. I'm not quite sure the bike is the correct solution.
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Entertainment
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If the Day is Sparkling and the Sky is Blue. Have No Doubt. Stay Home
It's perfectly reasonable to spend a relaxing Sunday of fun out of town. Just make sure you avoid public swimming pools. And seaside. And the country. And shopping malls.
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Entertainment
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Pagani Zonda R, Fendi Bike and Our Future.
Soon, we'll be driving oval cubic potatoe-fuelled, self-guided scooters made out of paper. In the meantime, let's all buy idiotic gadgets, senseless cars and stupid bikes.
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Technology
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Presumptuousness is Not a Flaw. (Nor an Easy Word to Spell For That Matter)
A girl recently told me that she liked my articles but now she doesn't anymore. I've become boring. I wanted to wield a machete at first, but then I realized she's right. That's why I've gone through recent happenings to find out why. And I've come to a conclusion.
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Self-Improvement
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In Order to Love Your Country, You Have to Leave It.
I don't think I've ever met anyone entirely happy with their country. Neither am I. But before packing and leaving, I've scuffled through my recent journeys to find out that my situation here isn't so bad. So before you say you loathe your country, try visiting other places.
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Travel
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I Made a Mistake, For the First Time in 23 Years. I Do Sincerely Apologize.
A public apology, while I'm at the airport and a Russian girl with no pants is sleeping in front of me.
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Entertainment
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I Wish I Were a Frog
Some eligions believe in reincarnation. I don't know. But if i were to be born again, I wish I could be a frog.
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Self-Improvement
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If This Looks Like a Vent. It's Because It is a Vent.
The hell with the writing stuff, I'm applying at Burger King's!
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Self-Improvement
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I Know You Got Soul
What carries you home and makes you get to work on time everyday?
Who is there when you catch a glimpse of that gorgeous girl who finally accepted your invitation?
Machines have got the soul.
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Entertainment
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Survey: Road Trip to Romania, Which Car? I Need Your Help!
Every September me and my best friend choose a location, and leave for an epic and traditional grand tour of a country. The problem is, this year, we can't quite work out which car to choose. So please help!
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Travel
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The Weather is Nice. The Sun is Shining. Take the Bloody Roof Down!
What's the point of a convertible if you don't 'convert' it?
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Others
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For God Sake, Forget Ferraris and Porsches, Get a Lotus Elise.
A semi serious review of the best handling and most lunatic car in the world. Lotus Elise is light, it's fast, it's good looking, it's a convertible, and what's more, quintessentially British.
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Technology
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Some People Are Fortunate, Some Others Are Not.
Some people are simply more fortunate than others. That's all. Whoever fights against this truth is just a blithering idiot or a communist.
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Self-Improvement
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Some People Are Just Not Clever and Intelligent Enough to Deserve Your Attention
We're not all equals. We have equal rights, but we are not all equals. I don't want to be friends with someone who drives an old Peugeot and thinks that Sat-Nav is just a wrong way of saying 'Fat-Man'.
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Relationships
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If You Wanna Be an Egg. Jump in the Pan. (try Trying.)
If you want be an actor go to Hollywood. If you want to be a murderer go to south of Italy. and if you want be an egg, well then, jump in the bloody pan!
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Self-Improvement
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The Real Reason Why Travelling is Important (If You Travel, You MUST Read This.)
Why do we really travel? Art? Fascinating, but no. Culture? Hugely important, but still no. Well then, wife swapping? Yes, it may look like a good reason to travel, but still no..why do we travel, then? Well, let me tell you...
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Travel
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If You Go to Italy, Eat Italian, Not Burger King's, You Utter Pillock!
Every person I've ever seen in Italy eating at Burger King or McDonald's is either a very fat obese bloke or a person whose favourite Tv Show is Pokemon. Learn how to live, chaps!
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Travel
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Blackberry, IPhone, Facebook, Next Time I'm Going to North Korea on Holiday.
Texting, e-mail checking, catching up on current events home. I'd rather be arrested as a spy in Pyongyang!
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Entertainment
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Death Valley Drive
The skin of my arms is burning, I'm not punning, I could factually cook some egg on it. The Death Valley stretches for about 160 miles, or at least that's what the guidebooks say.
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Travel
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Rotary Blades to Define Parking Lanes
Somehow we need to address the parking problem. Rotary blades will force people to pay attention while parking in order not to damage their own cars. Many will probably fail anyway, and this will not only teach them a lesson but will also oblige them to repair their cars.
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Entertainment
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Those Damn Eco-Mentalists.
They want us to drive electric washing machines, eat eco-friendly bananas. I just want a petrol sandwich!
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Technology
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